Sunday, 16 October 2011

shopping online is stressful..

So I thought I would try shopping online for once.
But I'm stuck because I don't know what size to get. I KNOW it has the weird measurements by the side-I'm NOT measuring myself. That is ridiculously long. 
So anyway, I guess I'll just order all the wrong sizes and hate life forever.
Goodbye.

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Superdrug confuse me..

I am becoming slightly obsessed with the Superdrug card. Infact nowadays I'll purposefully buy something just to get points on my card. That can't be right..can it?
So you must understand that when I spent a tenner in superdrug today and only recieved NINE points, I was pretty pissed off.

9 POINTS?! It should be more like frigging 90! What is happening to the world.
Yes I know, you're obviously thinking my trip to superdrug could not possibly get any worse..it did. Not only did I receive practically NO POINTS, I also bought the wrong eyeshadow palette.
The most annoying thing is that i spend FIFTEEN MINUTES picking out the eyeshadow colours. And there I was, perfectly smug standing there with my nice eyeshadow set, when I thought 'yeah let's pick the set right at the back, so I can get one that no one has used.' Because that was really clever. 
So yeah, I picked up the wrong one. Life hates me.
+ you cant take back makeup.
+ I got no points on my card.
+ I wasted a tenner.
Oh the joy that is my life.

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Why does hair go curly in the rain?


Yes, this is my blog title. And yes, it is possibly one of the many unanswered questions this universe is faced with. Why does hair go curly in the rain? And don't start with your scientific shabang, because I DON'T CARE. The simple fact of the matter is, it shouldn't happen. Ever.
Do you know what the most annoying thing is? I never straighten my hair. It's always curly. So on the off chance that I decide to have straight hair, for example a wedding, I'm going to want it to stay straight! But oh no, Zues (or whoever) must hate me. Because the only days I straighten my hair, it rains. I'm not joking. I apologise to England in advance the days I straighten my hair, because it will rain.
You're probably shouting at your computer screens right now, mumbling on about how I shouldn't be interfering with God's path-having curly hair is the way the world was supposed to be, but whatever. SOME DAYS I JUST WANT STRAIGHT HAIR OKAY?
You'd think with the amount of hair products out in this current market, they'd have atleast one that stops rain from screwing with your hair. Why are they wasting time with all these gels and conditioners and actually make something worth my time and money! And stop-yes I know what you're doing. Stop getting ready to fire links at me with the 'miracle solutions' you have to save my hair from this unsaveable situation. Because what you don't know is that I've tried them all. So leave my page.
I'd just like to add, I don't hate rain. In fact, I quite like rain. In a 'the notebook', kissing in the rain kind of way. I just don't particularly like rain whilst I have straight hair.
Goodbye !